NINJAGO Quotes

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In the future I will make a quote section, for now I just dump some here

Actual quotes I liked

Zane: You will not hurt my friends. There is nothing that will hold me back. I know who I am!

Nya: I don't know, but just having the power to decide for myself is enough.

Nya: There isn't a day that goes by that I don't think of them. But as long as I have my power, and breath in my body, I'm going to protect you. And you are going to defeat your father. Because what else is there for us to do? Give up? I don't give up.

Cole: Maybe not, but I am her son. And I made her a promise, to stand up to tyrants like you. Always!

Wu: When there is no calm outside of you, you must find the calm inside of you.

Cole: You are loved and needed. We'll find a way to protect you.

Zane: I may sometimes struggle to communicate my feelings, but I feel them as deeply as anyone else.



The dumb stuff

Lloyd: Why don't we have diapers? We're Ninja!

Jay: Nice to meet you, also, DO BETTER

Zane: It is nice to have a pooper at the party

Cole: During the Serpentine wars? But Ninjago was at peace. Who would they be fighting?

Zane: Who likes ice cream? I do!

Kai: Condensed Evil; It's supposed to be low on fat

Jay: We're totally outnumbered. They have weapons and we don't; I haven't eaten all day, not to mention showered in a week. Do you see there are kids in this audience? This level of violence is far too much for them to handle, let alone me!

Nya: I'm good at everything else, why do I have to be good at filling buckets!

Lloyd: What is this? A Cartoon?

Jay: Kai, baby, it's much easier coping with life's problems when you let go of hope.

Zane: Avacados are not vegtables!

Cole: So many papercuts, I can't believe I lost to a filing cabinet

Kai: Of course I am at the hospital. My hair is sick

Cole: Effort? hahaha no

Zane: Im sorry, I've consumed the last of the deli meat; cheese?

Jay: You know, you should never swear. It's a sign of weak verbal skill

Cole: I love the smell of land hurling towards you in the middle of the night

Nya: I like your vehicle. It's actually cooler than mine. I think I'll take it without asking

Movie Zane: Man my mom is on my case all the time. She is all W#%%*E*e!W@#&#$h*

LLoyd: Pillow mint? The most refreshing mint of them all

Lloyd: They didn't win. We lost

Nya: I'm a tall glass of water

Cole: Better start jigging

Jay: Bequeath! Bequeath! Bequeath!

Zane: The treadmill was invented in 1818

Wyldfyre: I don't think you understand the words "shut up"!

Zane: My time with Pixal did wonders for my disposition. Some might say I'm more chill

Cole: Why would you touch the scary picture JAY
Jay: I didn't know it would do that COLE

Wu: When did Kai learn to float?
Jay: Uhh, the internet?
Wu: Okay, checks out

Kai: This can end 1 of 2 ways. Either you hand the masks over peacfully...
Harumi: Or what
Kai: ..or we'll have to go all ninj-up on ya!
Harumi: what does that even mean?
Kai: Idk! I was imporvising. Usually Lloyd does the talking...but he isn't here...bu-WHERE IS LLOYD?

Pixal: You are beginning to get on my nerve circuits. Are you going to talk in that voice the whole time?
Zane: Her eyes showed annoyance, but her heart revealed that she respected my unorthodox techniques.
Pixal: My heart did not reveal that! Every part of me is annoyed.

Lloyd: Ughh! When did you last wash this?
Arin: You can wash them?

Ras: You are nothing but feeble gnats!
Arin: Feeble gnats? As opposed to those really strong gnats, I guess?
Sora: Hah! Nice, Arin.

Arrakore: You're only postponing your loss. Just quit. It's so easy.
Sora: You've clearly never met a ninja. They won't shut up about not quitting.

Zane: He'll probably tell us something like "I will crush you to your doom."
Nokt: Come, Dragonians! Let us crush them to their doom!
Zane: Sometimes, I hate being so accurate. Nokt is most likely coming for me.
Nokt: We don't leave here without the blade! No one onboard remains alive!
Zane: So Nokt is here for some other reason. I hate when I am inaccurate as well.

Jay: Mr. Slowthers! Poor Mr. Slowthers.
Kai: Who is Mr. Slowthers?
Jay: My turtle. My pet turtle I had when I was a little kid. He ran away, and I couldn't catch up to him!
Kai: You couldn't catch up to a...turtle?
Jay: Apparently, I wasn't very good at running as a kid, okay? Leave me alone!